Age: more than 1
Weight: 378 lbs... give or take 300
The writer of the page. He went and got himself married, though, so he doesn't actually work on it anymore. He still gets credit, though. He did a lot of things before he tied the knot that I'm using.
Age: older than her little brother
Height: you know, that one height
Weight: Oh yeah, like I'm going to tell you
Current maintainer of the site and
creator of pretty much